For a year now I convincingly told myself that Facebook was a wonderful place to connect to my friends, old and new. So valuable! So awesome, this World Wide Web social place! I only know it's been a year because it's been a year since I quite writing; which was the only really valuable thing I've done on www since April 7, 2010.
It's over now. Whew. I can put it past. I'm done being a voyeur. I'm done being voyeured. If you really, really want to know what I'm doing and how my children are ... call me. P.S. I'm still taking texts.
Facebook is a life substitute. I want my 15 minutes, per 365 days back. How much is that? Hold on. That's 5,475 minutes. That's 92 hours. That's two weeks unpaid vacation for someone. Obviously I know I can't have it back. It's over now. I will make sure it doesn't sucker-punch me again though. Stupid.
